I'm a Super Star!

I just got a ream of paper delivered, and when I closed the door behind the delivery man, Ellie said, "Mom, how are you so famous?" I asked her what she meant, and she said, "Well, you must be really famous, 'cause all the strangers who come to our house want your autograph."

I guess if I want to improve my fame, all I need to do is order a little bit more off the internet!