Have you ever been so distracted that you really don't remember doing something? I was just cleaning the kitchen when I got a phone call. It was for Greg--a magazine renewal, and I really wasn't in the mood to talk to them, so I just half-heartedly answered their questions, while going about my business.
During said phone call, Rachel came downstairs totally naked, holding four "Mickey MOUSE!" diapers in her hands. I changed her diaper, finished the phone call, returned to doing the dishes and suddenly, POP!--a piece of toast came up from the toaster.
Now, I am the only one who has been in the kitchen (other than Rachel), but for my life I do NOT remember putting bread in the toaster.
Verdict? Dealing with annoying telemarketers and naked babies simultaneously brings on amnesia...either that or I am losing my marbles (but I'm hoping for the first answer).
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