Why do Mormons make bad cops?....Because they are always saying "SHOOT" at the wrong time.
And how did I come up with such a great joke? I was just cleaning the bathroom & I noticed that someone hadn't flushed. Well, it wasn't just un-flushed, it was clogged & as it started overflowing I said, "SHOOT!" Then I laughed at the thought that a more vulgar word would have described the situation more accurately.
Then I thought of the aforementioned joke.
Yep, I think I'm losing it a little bit...too much cleaning unpleasantries for one week!
11 hours ago